AMERICA Goes Down

Understanding “Derivatives” – A Primer

I’ll use a simplistic story to explain HOW America started it’s current “nose-dive”. Read this carefully, and you will understand.

Helga is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. Her business drops dramatically, and her bar is in jeopardy of closing.

To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later – Helga keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers’ loans).

Word gets around about Helga’s “drink now, pay later” marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Helga’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume of any bar in Detroit. The place is packed, and business is booming!

By providing her customers freedom from “immediate payment demands”, Helga gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages, as these increases are simply “added on” to the existing loans. Consequently, Helga’s gross sales receipts increase immensely!

A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer “debts” (loans) constitute valuable future assets, so he increases Helga’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the “debts” (loans) of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral! At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS.

These DRINKBONDS become “securities” and are then bundled and traded on international securities markets. Naive investors don’t really understand that the securities being sold to them as “AA Secured Bonds” really are debts (loans) made to unemployed alcoholics of Helga’s bar. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation’s leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices still are climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts (loans) incurred by the drinkers at Helga’s bar. He so informs Helga. Helga then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics, they are unable to pay back their drinking debts!

Since Helga cannot fulfill her loan obligations, she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and Helga’s 14 employees lose their jobs. Overnight, DRINKBOND prices drop by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank’s liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the entire community.

The suppliers of Helga’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions, and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the DRINKBOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write-off her bad debt, and lose over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds. Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations; her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately, though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion dollar no-strings attached cash infusion from the government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, nondrinkers who have never even heard of Helgas bar, much less visited it. So, once again, everything appears to go back to ‘normal’ – but the result is the redistribution of income and wealth, and further job loss…

Now do you understand?

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About Wm Brian Maday

I am am patriotic Republican Activist, residing in Hillsborough County, Florida. I am a 'young' retiree, and will be working hard with any and all Conservatives Nationwide to preserve the United States Constitution and Bill of Rights. I invite and encourage any and all comments to this blog; open and honest dialogue will be my thrust. My GOAL is to return America to Conservativism in 2012, and beyond. PLEASE HELP! Thank you. ~ Wm. Brian Maday

Posted on August 10, 2011, in Economic Implosion. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I would like to repost this on BLOGSPOT, with permission from and credit TO you….. please let me know if I may… thanks!

  2. No I don’t. You left out the part where Barnie Frank and Chris Dodd forced all bars to give credit to drunks to avoid discrimination. You left out the part where the government set up two companies to buy the bundled bar tabs from the banks, you left out the part where Frank says there is nothing wrong with government companies and that they are in good financial shape and should buy more loans from the bank. In other words you left out all the parts where the incompetent government aided and abetted the bank and even forced the banks to make loans.

    • You are right, Tom – I left LOTS of stuff out. It’s hard enough to get people to read even ‘small blogs’ (even Mason and Dixon had to draw the line somewhere). Guess somebody needs to address your issues – anyone?

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